2002-12-26/1:33 a.m.
"Barney? My Pebbles!!!"
You ever think about those Flintstone's Fruity Pebbles commercials? I mean, really think about them? Fred's always telling Barney to stay away from his Pebbles, to stop eating his Pebbles. Did you ever stop to think that Pebbles is the name of Fred's daughter. In that light, a line like, "Barney, stay away from my Pebbles," and certainly, "Barney, don't eat my Pebbles!" takes on a whole new meaning. "These are the types of thoughts that kept me out of the good schools."
-George Carlin
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