All right, Jackass is so bizarre. Nothing scares him. Not a damn thing. He sniffs the damn vacuum cleaner when we push it at him! The only thing that really gets to him is getting shot in the face with the water gun...and even then he does things just so he can get shot. Last year at Christmas, he would go behind the tree, rattle the branches and ornaments to make sure we were paying attention, then poke his head out so I could shoot it, then he'd run away and the whole process would repeat itself every five minutes or so. We refill the watergun at least twice a day to keep him from going after pop cans and the tree. And, when you point the gun at him threateningly, he looks at it for a bit, then comes up and starts sniffing it and rubbing his face against the barrel. Once, just to be mean, when it was right up against his mouth, I fired. He just drank the fucking water! What cat DOES that shit? Mine, apparently. So now he's always coming over here to get drinks from the gun.
Like I said, bizarre!
Wooderson
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