So I take a nap today and when I fall asleep, Girl is talking to her grandmother. Hours pass and for some reason I wake up. This is odd, because whenever I "nap" I always end up sleeping all night unless I'm forced into wakefulness by screaming and violent kicks to the head. Anyway, when I DO become conscious, I find out Girl is on the phone with Galadriel, talking about how willing they would be to put on a little show for her husband and me. I tell you, something about lesbianism wakes me up like those folks in the Folgers commercials. Needless to say, I'm stoked for their next visit.
Something else I found interesting was apparently G. and Alpha Male have discussed the possiblity that I might take pictures of them having sex. This comes as a complete surprise to me. I've covered their jealousy issues in the past. But, they seem to want pictures made, and apparently I'm the only one they think they can convince to do it. That in itself I don't understand, since it seems to me a lot of people would jump at just such an offer. Well, they certainly have the right guy in mind, even if I AM biased. I study porn like some people study Felini. But fuck the pictures, I have a video camera!
I think most people that know me would figure I'd suck at just silently documenting sex, that I'd turn into some wild, craven beast hell bent on getting into the action. This is not the case. Give me a project like that, and I turn serious. If I'm going to film pornography, I'm going to make sure I do it right. Questions will be asked beforehand. "Do you want more penetration shots, full body, or facial ecstacy? What type of mix are we talking about here?" "Money shot, yea or nay? 'Cause if so, I'm going to need some sort of signal." I'll have to make sure they understand that hair must be kept out of the way, unless they want me to be yelling direction at them. Perhaps storyboards would have to be drawn. I mean, if someone's entrusting me to film an intimate act, I don't want to go in there and fuck it up! If they're going to be taking this tape home and using it to get off, I don't want them to end up watching it and finding it choppy, completely lacking in the "good parts" they enjoy in professional porn, and ultimately dull. Dammit, I need a camera with an LCD screen. Perhaps some lighting stands.
If anyone else out there is interesting in my services, send me an e-mail...also available for weddings and birthdays.
Wooderson
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