Turk: I can't take it anymore, who is zat guy?!

Me: What guy?

Turk: Zat guy on your vallpaper!

Me: Ohhhhh, that's Pat!

Turk: WHO'S PAHT?!

Me: I don't know. Just a picture of some guy I found when I looked up "I'm from West Virginia." He cracked me up.

Turk: So you just found a peecture of some vrandom guy and poot him on your vallpaper? Zat's so seeck!

Me: Maybe.

Turk: My vallpaper is very eemportant to me. I vant a peecture of sometink I love!

Girl: We love Pat!

Turk: Zen you are both seeck!

Me: Hey, you're laughing to!

Turk: I know! But it's steell seeck!

Wooderson

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