Chyna...the woman(?)... wrestler...the poem...

'Woman To Man..
BAM! She Takes Them Down Like A Pop Corn Stand...
She Is A Woman With No Fear..
The Men Cant Take Her Before She Slams Then Down To The Mat..
1..2...3!
The Winner Is And Aways Will Be!
The 9th Wonder Of The World Taking Her Stand!
..Every Flip Every Slap...
Then Men Feel The Pain And She Takes Her Stand As A Woman With Pride!
..One By One..
She Takes Them Down..
And Soon Enough...
Goes Down For The Pin!
...Man By Man..
Low Blow By Low Blow...
She Picks Up The Win Sending Them To The Back With The Tail Between Their Legs Once Again!!'

By someone apparently named Chyna Gremlin, who you just know turned this in to some poor high school English teacher for a grade.

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