There's this series of skateboarding/snowboarding/prank videos out there called Whiskey. In it, one of the nig things is breaking a bottle over your head. Hockey Temper saw this and wants to try it. So near the end of the day he finds this hunk of wood from a blue pallet...the thickest, ornriest pallets this side of the Pecos River. He decides it would be a really swell idea to try to break it with his head. He tries once, it doesn't break, and he decides it's a bit more of a challenge than he thought. Still, he's undeterred and tries it again. WHAP! Harder than before. It still doesn't break and he hurls it to the ground with a "Fuck THAT shit."
Yeah, I think it was a good idea we went home early today. When we're in that type of mood, pink slips can't be far behind...and we were in that mood all day.
Wooderson
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