This is a call to arms! I'm tired of this horrid, horrid weather and I'm not going to take it anymore. If anyone else out there is feeling the same way I am, just follow my simple plan.

If you're with me, go to your local supermarket and buy out their supply of Aquanet hairspray. Then go outside with two of them, raise both barrels to sky and fire those chlorophlorocarbons (or whatever) into the ozone. Repeat until your suply is exhaused.

If we can form a nice little hole in the ozone right over Ohio, maybe, just maybe, this arctic insanity will end.

Wooderson

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