For a skip work day, today pretty much sucked. It started when we figured out that Girl left her purse at M&E's yesterday. Luckily, they had it there safe and sound. We decided to just go ahead and eat there when we got the purse. However, the trip over was like something by Homer. Pulling out of our complex, there's a turn that is always slick and never gets salted, so we ending up sliding sideways in the middle of the road. Luckily, no one was in front or behind us. Then, pulling into M&E's, we almost run into this big fucking pickup truck. It's night time and this black pickup doesn't have its lights on! So it was coming out, we were coming in, and all of a sudden, there's a huge fucking front grill right in front of us. ACK! And then, on top of that, we had to grocery shop, then come home and clean up some of this Christmas stuff. Working retail is in no way conducive to cleaning. After a day of work, you certainly don't want to start cleaning, and on your day off, you just want to sit and veg out.
But there still sits the tree. We finally got all the ornaments and lights off it, but that still doesn't get it downstairs. We're not going to let it become like last year thuogh, and sit with the corpse of a tree in our corner until March (how sad is THAT?). But, anyway, all the presents that were under the tree have been dispersed throughout the house, and all the ornaments are on the guest bed, awaiting repacking. Funny thing is, Emma was supposed to be coming up possibly tomorrow, but didn't call us and let us know one way or another. That usually means she isn't coming (in direct contrast to Galadriel and Alpha Male). However, if she does, she's just going to have to sleep on the futon...and if Thug Life comes, they're just going to have to fuck on it too, 'cause all that Christmas stuff isn't coming off that bed any time soon.
Oh, check this out. Most of the people we know don't know what the word debauchery means. Girl used the word with a co-worker and she didn't know what it meant. Girl was blown away by this and conducted a survey amongst her friends, and found out the only other person that knew besides me was Galadriel (no surprise there). We think Emma might have known, but didn't want to look too smart in front of Thug Life, who didn't. Hockey Temper also didn't know, though it sounded familiar to him. What really blew us away was that Milf didn't know (all these people are in my cast by the way, with descriptions). She love Shakespeare, and that word just seems so...so...Shakespearian!
Hey, everyone who reads this, e-mail me and tell me yay or nay if you know what it means. Don't cheat and look in a dictionary either. I know you know it, red-wine, I saw it in one of your entries.
Well, between the last paragraph and this one, I got laid. At least the day didn't END badly!
Wooderson
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