Thursday: Absolut must be some good shit, because even after spending an hour or so puking it up, I still wouldn't mind having some more. Just not as much. But I'm such a bad host. There I was tying up the toilet while all the drunk folks were needing to pee. It eventually got so bad ET had to go outside and squat between two dumpsters. Even in my wretched condition, however, I was still deeply amused, though I could only show this emotion through a thin-lipped Mona Lisa smile.Friday. Hung out with Punky all day. Same ol' Same ol'. Everyone should have a Punky.
Today. Punky, Baby Mamma and Baby Poppa and I are going to go see Matrix 2 while Girl is at work. Sound's cruel, but she's the only person on the face of the planet that really doesn't care to see that movie, so it's best to go now. That way, she won't really be missing anything.
And, since all the cool kids are taking this test, I guess I may as well, too. Always follow, never lead.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
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